It's all so true!
Feb. 5th, 2004 02:01 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
oneirophreniaAccording to OkCupid I am:
The Last Man on Earth
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSDm)
Shit, rejected again. You are The Last Man on Earth.
Sorry, but most women would rather see the human species wither to an end--and therefore deny the most fundamental instinct that living creatures have--than sleep with you.
We've learned the following: you don't think things through. You're haphazard. You're dangerous. You're somewhat inexperienced. It's totally obvious that you're a horny bugger, as well. Everybody knows that and steers clear.
To top things off, when you do find your way into a relationship, you tend to be a dick somewhere down the line and fuck it all up.
There's a small, but negligible, chance we're wrong. In any case, your friends find your shit hilarious. There's nothing cooler than a dude reducing himself to human rubble.
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Yeah. That's about right. Sick thing is, I never tend to be the dick--I get dicked. Maybe I should seriously consider being more of a sonofabitch.
The Last Man on Earth
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSDm)
Shit, rejected again. You are The Last Man on Earth.
Sorry, but most women would rather see the human species wither to an end--and therefore deny the most fundamental instinct that living creatures have--than sleep with you.
We've learned the following: you don't think things through. You're haphazard. You're dangerous. You're somewhat inexperienced. It's totally obvious that you're a horny bugger, as well. Everybody knows that and steers clear.
To top things off, when you do find your way into a relationship, you tend to be a dick somewhere down the line and fuck it all up.
There's a small, but negligible, chance we're wrong. In any case, your friends find your shit hilarious. There's nothing cooler than a dude reducing himself to human rubble.
====
Yeah. That's about right. Sick thing is, I never tend to be the dick--I get dicked. Maybe I should seriously consider being more of a sonofabitch.
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Date: 2004-02-05 01:40 pm (UTC)Re:
Date: 2004-02-05 07:22 pm (UTC)(See, I'm trying to be an asshole....I don't think it's gonna work, though, because I don't have any Greek letters associated with my name and I don't have a car with neon lights underneath it, either, so....*sigh* At least I gave it the ol' college try!)
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Date: 2004-02-05 09:38 pm (UTC)Most women do seem to like men who treat them inferiorally (is that a word?) though.