You're going to be on the plane, chilling, thinking, "Hey, I could use a drink"--and when the steward with the booze cart comes around, and he opens the side of the cart to whip out a pony bottle of Hennessy for you--
MICE MICE MICE!!!
They'll totally leap out of the drink cart and land on you, and they'll probably be using cocktail umbrellas as parachutes. It will go without saying that by that point they will have killed off all the Bacardi (because mice love rum: true story) and will be completely tipsy.
It's clear that I'm bored as hell at work, huh?
(My house is full of mice, too. You can hear 'em scratching in the attic and in the walls sometimes. It's kind of cute, actually.)
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Date: 2006-07-12 08:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-12 08:54 pm (UTC)MICE MICE MICE!!!
They'll totally leap out of the drink cart and land on you, and they'll probably be using cocktail umbrellas as parachutes. It will go without saying that by that point they will have killed off all the Bacardi (because mice love rum: true story) and will be completely tipsy.
It's clear that I'm bored as hell at work, huh?
(My house is full of mice, too. You can hear 'em scratching in the attic and in the walls sometimes. It's kind of cute, actually.)
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Date: 2006-07-13 01:03 pm (UTC)The imagery of that is way too funny!!
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Date: 2006-07-13 01:26 am (UTC)