Grandma...why is the parakeet lookin' at your like that?

[oneirophrenia]

You know, sometime I just absolutely love Savage Love.

How often, after all, do you get to enjoy a quote like: "A grandmother jacking off her pet parakeet? That’s the kind of question I live for!"

Thank you, Dan Savage. I have learned so much from you, it ain't even funny....