Grandma...why is the parakeet lookin' at your like that?

[oneirophrenia]

You know, sometime I just absolutely love Savage Love.

How often, after all, do you get to enjoy a quote like: "A grandmother jacking off her pet parakeet? That’s the kind of question I live for!"

Thank you, Dan Savage. I have learned so much from you, it ain't even funny....

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[shimmer-star.livejournal.com]

dan savage is our society's sex ed teacher. kinda sad, really, but always entertaining.

[oneirophrenia.livejournal.com]

Yeah....Sad, indeed. The insane lengths that people will go to in order to satisfy their sexual urges or permutations is seemingly mindblowing--especially since most people apparently don't have a fucking clue what they're doing in the first place. I say we scrap the whole thing and go back to an asexual means of reproduction. Perhaps some form of metamitotic division.

[ex-wolff493.livejournal.com]

Wow, this article is amazing. I have to start reading this again more often :P
Oh, btw, there is a really cool Skinny Puppy pic up at the k9 lj community, in case you haven't seen it.

[oneirophrenia.livejournal.com]

I think I already have that pic. Almost certainly, anyway. Heh. Me? Fanboy? NO WAY.

BTW: I'm so sorry we haven't gotten to the interview stuffs yet here at the Lab...there's just been SO MUCH going on lately at all of our jobs and whatnot that, well, priorities. *Le sigh*

[ex-wolff493.livejournal.com]

Yeah I'm not a fangirl either... not at ALL.

Its ok about the interview, the zine is going through some changes right now, so I'm sure you'll have plenty of time :)
Oh - and I realized this was probably kind of stupid, but I left all the questions blank and fairly general, b/c I wasn't sure if you wanted to talk about only Nyarlathotep or solo projects or what. I didn't want to restrict anything you wanted to talk about, I wasn't just being an idiot (well, not that time).

Wow. Frat boys are screaming outside my window and my popsicle is melting. Time to go kill.