Ladies, take note.

[oneirophrenia]

I am the Ideal Lover Most people have dreams in their youth that get shattered or worn down with age. They find themselves disappointed by people, events, reality, which cannot match their youthful ideals. Ideal Lovers thrive on people's broken dreams which become lifelong fantasies. You long for romance? Adventure? Lofty spiritual communion? The Ideal Lover reflects your fantasy. He or she is an artist creating the illusion you require. In a world of disenchantment and baseness, there is limitliess seductive power in following the path of the Ideal Lover. Symbol: The Portrait Painter. Under his eye, all of your physical imperfections disappear. He brings out noble qualities in you, frames you in a myth, makes you godlike, immortalises you. For his ability to create such fantasies, he is rewarded with great power.

What Type of Seducer are You?
created by polite_society

Ummmm....Yeah. I guess I can see myself in some of that. I do eat broken dreams for breakfast, after all, like some kind of bizarre combination of Morpheus and Charybdis.

Guh. Long day of work ahead. Wish I could take some time out for seduction, but....

Comments

[laceration.livejournal.com]

ROBOT seduction!

[oneirophrenia.livejournal.com]

Have you ever heard the song "Dirty Robot" by Arling and Cameron? If not, then you must get it, because it's totally about me.

[raincrystal.livejournal.com]

Damn, that makes me sound evil!! O_______o;

[oneirophrenia.livejournal.com]

You are a woman, after all, and all women are well known to be completely evil, so I'd say that's quite the compliment! :)

I must say, though, I rather enjoy your particular form of evil. It's very straightforward!