Quote of the Day
Apr. 13th, 2004 12:24 pm"The lady found herself trapped beneath 200 pounds of pain-wracked, immobile man," said Dr. Brian Richards.
From this article that, I do believe, has convinced me that gettin' frisky in a Cooper Mini or a...what're they called--a Testarossa--is most definitely not a good idea.
(On a related note: I am, apparently trapped beneath 200 pounds of the Weezer song, "Island in the Sun," which has been running through my head nonstop for the last day and a half and has even appeared in my dreams...as the soundtrack to a weird-ass oneirofest in which I was starring in a movie about a Gen-X wannabe-hippy slacker who drinks Faygo nonstop and hops around on a pogostick. I. Shit. You. Not. I think my mind has definitely slipped a disk--or blown a fuse.)
From this article that, I do believe, has convinced me that gettin' frisky in a Cooper Mini or a...what're they called--a Testarossa--is most definitely not a good idea.
(On a related note: I am, apparently trapped beneath 200 pounds of the Weezer song, "Island in the Sun," which has been running through my head nonstop for the last day and a half and has even appeared in my dreams...as the soundtrack to a weird-ass oneirofest in which I was starring in a movie about a Gen-X wannabe-hippy slacker who drinks Faygo nonstop and hops around on a pogostick. I. Shit. You. Not. I think my mind has definitely slipped a disk--or blown a fuse.)