Quote of the Day

[oneirophrenia]

"The lady found herself trapped beneath 200 pounds of pain-wracked, immobile man," said Dr. Brian Richards.

From this article that, I do believe, has convinced me that gettin' frisky in a Cooper Mini or a...what're they called--a Testarossa--is most definitely not a good idea.

(On a related note: I am, apparently trapped beneath 200 pounds of the Weezer song, "Island in the Sun," which has been running through my head nonstop for the last day and a half and has even appeared in my dreams...as the soundtrack to a weird-ass oneirofest in which I was starring in a movie about a Gen-X wannabe-hippy slacker who drinks Faygo nonstop and hops around on a pogostick. I. Shit. You. Not. I think my mind has definitely slipped a disk--or blown a fuse.)

Comments

[raincrystal.livejournal.com]

"Auto eroticism" has to be the best pun I've seen all day. I haven't seen any other good puns today, mind you. But still.

[oneirophrenia.livejournal.com]

Oh, it's definitely one of the best! True, it gets bandied about a great deal in situations such as this involving some of the ol' ooh-la-la in a vehicle of some sort, but--much like Dick Clark--it just never gets old.