oneirophrenia | This joke fucking rocks.

Rarely do I post jokes here because...well, most jokes suck these days. Unless they're the "Death by Boogaloo" joke. But this one, taken from www.ilovebacon.com is pretty damned funny:

The pope is in town and his pope-mobile is broken so he has to take a limo. When the limo arrives the pope asks, Hey, do you think I could drive?

Driver: No man. You have to have a special license for this and I could lose my job.

Pope: Come on, I¹m the Pope. I¹ll be careful.

Driver: Ok, just be careful and don¹t get pulled over.

The Pope then hops in, fires up the limo, and speeds away screeching the tires as he pulls out.

After a moment or so, the Pope sees the flashing lights of a police officer.

Officer (after seeing who is driving): Oh fuck (turning to walk back to his car to call his supervisor)

Officer: Hey sarge, I have a big one pulled over here.

Sarge: Who is it? City Council?

Officer: No, bigger.

Sarge: Mayor?

Officer: Bigger.

Sarge: The Governor?

Officer: Bigger still.

Sarge: Well then who is it?

Officer: God.

Sarge: GOD? Are you sure?

Officer: Yup.

Sarge: How can you tell?

Officer: He has The Pope for a limo driver.