Back in Tha Studio

So I'm finishing up the last few Malpractice songs this week--or, at least, as much of them as I plan to do in Renoise. After this, I'm going to be adding some Absynth stuff to them, effecting them even more than they already are (which is a HELL OF A LOT), and then--gods help me--recording the vocals. I think I'm gonna need a bottle of Cuervo on hand for that, because I just can't make my voice sound like absolute shit unless I'm fairly well-plastered.

I need to finish the lyrics to several of the songs, too. Which isn't easy, 'cause I'm in a very mellow, non-misogynistic mood right now. But I'm sure I'll be able to drum up a necessary amount of bile, spleen, and unadulterated hatred at some point.

SHITE! I have to finish drawing the new "Pegritz logo" as well.

Also: must start getting price estimates on CD production via CDMan.com.

DEATH TO SPAMMERS!

Russia's biggest spammer found murdered by repeated blows to head.

FUCK. YEAH.

This shit needs to seriously started happening all over the world.

What better way to stop spam than to bludgeon to death the dumb motherfuckers who produce it? Mind you, I also advocate hunting down zombified computers and smashing them into kindling, as well. And then slapping the idiots who let their systems get riddled with malware in the first damn place.

To hell with this nonviolent Ghandi bullshit--we need to get back to the days of good ol' proactive violence.

Have I lost my mind?

I generally hate, and I do mean HATE, System of a Down.

But their new single, "B.Y.O.B." just has the catchiest goddamned chorus I've heard in a shitty metal song in ages. Plus, I just love the part where he goes, "La-la-la-la-la-la-la-LA! Ooh!" It's fucking hysterical!

I'd dance to it.

Surgical footage, anyone?

JAYZUS! Why must it be so fucking hard to find freakin' surgical footage, or something of the sort, wherein I can find sampleable audio material? I'm only looking for sounds of doctors talking about surgical procedures, ambient operating room sounds, and the like--you'd think that stuff wouldn't be so hard to find....

Didn't The Learning Channel have a program called "Operation" at one time? I remember watching it and almost throwing up. But now I need it. I need to SAMPLE IT! And I need to capture scenes of cardiac surgery for the next Pegritz show....

Anyone want to help a brotha out?