On a MUCH lighter note!
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oneirophreniaThe Top 10 Most Ridiculous Black Metal Pics of All Time (2005 Edition)
Gods, I wish someone would just beat Dani Filth senseless in a fucking alleyway already. Even Satan Himself is praying to Satan that someday Cradle of Filth's tour plane will go down in the Venezuelan mountains and the band will have to eat Dani Filth in order to stay alive.
Black metal just makes me laugh, though. It's so goofy! Everyone looks like pissed off mimes crossed with W.A.S.P. circa the "I fuck like a Beast!" video!
The sad thing is...Opeth is regarded as black metal, just 'cause their lead singer has a growly, sludgy voice, it seems. Opeth is not black metal! Opeth is prog rock crossed with Edgar Allan Poe! It's, like, Emerson Lake & Palmer turned Goth.
Gods, I wish someone would just beat Dani Filth senseless in a fucking alleyway already. Even Satan Himself is praying to Satan that someday Cradle of Filth's tour plane will go down in the Venezuelan mountains and the band will have to eat Dani Filth in order to stay alive.
Black metal just makes me laugh, though. It's so goofy! Everyone looks like pissed off mimes crossed with W.A.S.P. circa the "I fuck like a Beast!" video!
The sad thing is...Opeth is regarded as black metal, just 'cause their lead singer has a growly, sludgy voice, it seems. Opeth is not black metal! Opeth is prog rock crossed with Edgar Allan Poe! It's, like, Emerson Lake & Palmer turned Goth.
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Date: 2005-08-20 05:12 pm (UTC)But yes, I really need to go through your writings thoroughly as soon as I have time, as well as some of the links you've posted (particularly that Orion's Arm thingeh). Fascinating-looking stuff.