Thank you, CNN!

[oneirophrenia]

CNN.com has finally answered a question that has been troubling me off and on now for several years: What's Joey Buttafuoco up to now?

I was beginning to think I'd have to, like, put out an APB or do a Google search or something. But thanks to CNN.com, I merely have to click a link to discover what everyone's favorite underage-girl-poker is doing these days!