Duty Now for the Future!
Nov. 14th, 2005 10:40 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
oneirophreniaOK, so here's something I've been thinking about for a few weeks now: setting up a website for my "political party," the New Traditionalist Party. We all know what New Traditionalism stands for, right? It's basically Ultra-Moderate Fascism, of a sort, with a strong undercurrent of despising the stupid and parodying everything the Far Right and the Far Left babble about. I am, of course, the Absolute Dictator of New Traditionalism...but if I'd put together a website for the whole thing, I'd like other committed Ultra-Moderate Fascists to contribute silly rants and commentary as well. After all, New Traditionalism can't really be a Party if it's a fuckin' Party of One!
So...anyone interested in becoming a New Traditionalist? If so, here're the requirements:
1) A vicious sense of humor, willing to pull no punches and seriously piss people off (including your friends--this is a must!).
2) Some facility with Swiftian "Modest Proposal"-esque satire.
3) A knowledge of Devo, since...well, the whole damned Party is based on Devo slogans and silliness
4) A slavish and abjectly fanatical devotion to Your Illustrious Leader (that is, me)
Trust me, like any good dictator, I reward those closest to me with massively awesome power, so when New Traditionalism officially takes over the United States and crushes the stupid once and for all, you folks who get in with me on the ground level will find yourselves living in incredible splendor and decadence--provided, of course, you obey my iron-fisted edicts mindlessly and selflessly.
If I recall correctly,![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
popejeremy is already my Minister of Bloodthirsty Retribution, and lyssabard and tlttlotd are my Ministers of Decadence and Joy Divisions (the Band and the Ho's). Anyone else want in on this reputation-destroying insanity?
So...anyone interested in becoming a New Traditionalist? If so, here're the requirements:
1) A vicious sense of humor, willing to pull no punches and seriously piss people off (including your friends--this is a must!).
2) Some facility with Swiftian "Modest Proposal"-esque satire.
3) A knowledge of Devo, since...well, the whole damned Party is based on Devo slogans and silliness
4) A slavish and abjectly fanatical devotion to Your Illustrious Leader (that is, me)
Trust me, like any good dictator, I reward those closest to me with massively awesome power, so when New Traditionalism officially takes over the United States and crushes the stupid once and for all, you folks who get in with me on the ground level will find yourselves living in incredible splendor and decadence--provided, of course, you obey my iron-fisted edicts mindlessly and selflessly.
If I recall correctly,
popejeremy is already my Minister of Bloodthirsty Retribution, and lyssabard and tlttlotd are my Ministers of Decadence and Joy Divisions (the Band and the Ho's). Anyone else want in on this reputation-destroying insanity?
