Because some of you spuds have STILL not realized the Truth About De-Evolution:

[oneirophrenia]

Never leaves a gap
Unfilled
Always pays on time
Always fits the bill
He comes well prepared

Cube top
Squared off
Eight corners
90-degree angles

Flat top
Stares straight ahead
Stock parts
Blockhead

Never tips over
Stands up on his own
He is a blockhead
Thinking man full grown
He comes well prepared
Snake eyes

Now tell me, y'all...who does that make you think of? Probably about half the people you know, doesn't it?

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