OH NO! PENGUINS!
Aug. 9th, 2006 12:22 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
oneirophreniaPenguin carnage on a Texas highway!
Well...only three penguins were killed--which is still sad, because penguins are nature's coolest birds--but that's still sad as hell. I'd smack the shit out of the motorists who ran over the penguins. Fucking idiots--OPEN YOUR DAMNED EYES. How could you not see a black-and-white bird running around on a highway in all that sunlight?!
However, an octopus was uninjured in the wreck. Hmm. Maybe because IT HAS NO BONES?!?! You could probably toss an octopus off of the USX Tower and it would survive the fall, as long as it landed in a tank of salt water, of course.
Well...only three penguins were killed--which is still sad, because penguins are nature's coolest birds--but that's still sad as hell. I'd smack the shit out of the motorists who ran over the penguins. Fucking idiots--OPEN YOUR DAMNED EYES. How could you not see a black-and-white bird running around on a highway in all that sunlight?!
However, an octopus was uninjured in the wreck. Hmm. Maybe because IT HAS NO BONES?!?! You could probably toss an octopus off of the USX Tower and it would survive the fall, as long as it landed in a tank of salt water, of course.
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Date: 2006-08-09 08:35 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-09 02:30 pm (UTC)But I agree with the above comment. I would have like to see some alligators tear off a piece or two of Texan hide.
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Date: 2006-08-09 08:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-09 08:30 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-09 11:35 pm (UTC)*sniff sniff*