Bitches love me 'cause they know that I can ROCK

[oneirophrenia]

Actually, I don't actual rock all that much--it's hard to rock when you're terrified of women and live in the middle of the woods and have two bad knees--but, man, some of the stuff I've been writing lately totally rocks. A Doctrine of Works is coming right along, and should be ready to stick it's giant robot wang all up in ya ears in about three or four weeks, just in time for New Year's Eve drunken boogie. I'm finishing up the last four songs now, and I'm seriously contemplating laying down some really f'ed-up lyrics to a few of them, 'cause they just so fonkee, but regardless they'll be done soon and here're the songs that'll most likely be on it (in no particular order):

Blastaphemous!
If you meet the Buddha, kill the Buddha
Infected by Christ (thanks, Bonnie)
Psychoheresy
The Colon of the Prophet
Gnawing Gnosis
A hundred million assholes in Heaven
I took a shower with Satan
The Sacred River of Go Fuck Yourself
Victim of a Harlot
I built a Frankenstein
Light up a Zarathustra
The Hour of the Sin Chicken (Torahffic Mix)
get humped by a horse & ur organs busted (hey it could happen)

and maybe a few others, depending on whether or not I want to finish a couple more tracks. *shrug*

I've also decided what this stuff is: it's SIDM. Slightly Intelligent Dance Music. I mean, it's pretty non-repetitive and I've put a lot of thought into building some of the tracks (though mostly I just threw the rest of them together while drunk or highed-up on painkillers), and you can dance to it if you have three legs and a bottle of tequila in you, so....

Etcetera, etcetera.

Comments

[trhodes.livejournal.com]

Yes! We must have one of those new years eve parties... But who'd be crazy enough to let all of us in their house at the same time? BEEP!!! :)

--
Tom Rhodes

[k3llya.livejournal.com]

Great song titles.

[oneirophrenia.livejournal.com]

Heh. They're my attempt at being anti-organized-religion, liberally spiced with complete, pointless silliness.

BTW, I *love* that picture of you.

[k3llya.livejournal.com]

Thanks. I like yours, too.
Reminds me of a birthday song you once sang me.

[oneirophrenia.livejournal.com]

He he heee. You've no idea how many people have assorted random memories of me biting people, lapping up blood, or gnawing on fake organs. I fear that when I croak I may finally achieve my long-sought-after notoriety as a rabid cannibal or serial killer just on the fuzzy recollections people have of goofy things done at parties!

the Bitches love me

[bedlamboy.livejournal.com]

cause they know that i'm on time?

Black Cat Speakith

[(Anonymous)]

whoa i missed that one..

"Infected by Christ, thanks Bonnie"

duuude;)
I'm so pleased you're using that title
cant wait to hear it:)


"so yeah... watch out for that immaculate conception stuff.... its goin around... wouldnt that suck to be infected by christ:)"


-Bonnie
-BlackCat
http://www.blackcatbonifide.com